Filed under: Dating, bullshit | Tags: annoyed, I want no part, relationships
Remember when my guy friend asked me to step up for the girl he was about to break up with? That boy fucking owes me. This girl can talk. And talk and talk. I swear, by the time this is over, I will be eligible for my therapist’s license. Trust me, I am NOT the gal you want to talk to when it comes to relationships, like I cannot even begin to explain. She, of all people, should really know this.
She keeps asking me all these questions, all these things I couldn’t answer if I wanted to. Why this? What did he mean by that? She keeps asking the same questions about a thousand ways. Then she’ll discuss it with herself, creating more unanswerable questions in the process. Mother of all that’s holy. No wonder you hate us.
I want men to know that we’re not all like that. Some of us, however few we may be, are not psychopaths. I, for one, am aware that sometimes women are fucking bonkers, and I hate it as much as you do. Even when it’s me.
