I like you, Betty.

1. Complain that he’s impossible to buy for.
2. Have mom tell you she just bought this thing he said he wanted for X amount of dollars, would you like to give her the money and put your name on it?
3. Decline, saying you’re better than that and will find him something AWESOME.
4. Fail to find something awesome.
5. Wait just long enough for your mother to forget how much she paid for the item.
6. Call her up and accept her offer, including the part where she claims she spent significantly less on it as she actually did.
7. Feel a little guilty.
8. Don’t feel too guilty about it, because hey, it’s not your fault her memory is shot, and it is, after all, something he wanted.