One thing I’ve learned as a woman is how to lie pretty easily when it comes to being accosted by creepy dudes.
So when a random 60 year old Polish guy sidles up in the grocery store and opens with my post title, I’m fully prepared.
It always comes as an amusing surprise to me just what the story will be. This time, apparently, my name is Sarah, I’m from Kansas and I work in marketing. Don’t I sound wholesome?
Filed under: Dating, bullshit | Tags: fuck off, I just threw up in my mouth a little, make it stop, match
I’m through. Done and done. Here’s the latest:
I haven’t had the stomach to send a reply yet. I’m trying to craft something worthwhile, something that will live up to this gentleman’s obviously high standards. It should be clever, but brief. I’m thinking either: “No, no I do not” or “Yes, actually I do. Just not with you, you illiterate cretin.”
What do you think?
…but is anyone else at all offended by the newest Priceline commercial? “Some ladies need help finding a flight?” Then he distracts them with babies and lets loose a monkey to make the reservations? So, women are so addle-minded that they’re distracted by babies and can’t do a simple reservation that even a monkey could handle?
Fuck you, Priceline.
I made my travel reservations just fine all on my own over at Travelocity.
